Tuesday, July 30, 2013

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Exercise: Best Horror you can come up with in two sentences

Cottony clouds carried me to a massive golden gate that stretched up into brilliant light, and I waited in a very long line only Dr. Seuss could dream of. I needed a cigarette, so I asked and asked until someone pointed up to black clouds that spelled out: "NO SMOKING FOR ETERNITY," so I found the nearest angel, coaxed him out of borrowing his sword, and killed a sweat old man (who was dead anyway) and now I'm enjoying my cigarette in Hell.

Exercise: Best Horror you can come up with in two sentences

The anesthesia helped with the anxiety, but the sound of sharpening blades amplified in the darkness and I felt a painless tug somewhere below. I accepted the relief of the drug, as it washed away the thought that these weren't doctors doing this to me.

Monday, July 15, 2013